"Ray was always getting in the way"

"Bastard jinking past all players before lifting over keeper"

"Twatted it against the bar from near half way line"

"Split the defence thru to jonno outpaced 3 defenders a la Marc overmars and calmly slotting it in"

"Backs to the wall defending and took one to the face for the team"

"For celebrating tackling Indy and running off celebrating like Alan Shearer"